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- albus severus potter: dad you were totally a jock
- harry potter: i was not
- albus severus potter: dad you were totally a jock with a trust fund, because only a jock with a trust fund would give me a name like this
- harry potter: i was not a jock with a trust fund. ginny, set albus straight
- ginny potter: honey, you were and are a jock with a trust fund
Within a few years, Freud buckled under this heavy pressure and recanted his conclusions. In their place he proposed the “Oedipus complex,” which became the foundation of modern psychology… Freud used this construct to conclude that the episodes of abuse his clients had revealed to him had never taken place; they were simply fantasies of events the women had wished for… This construct started a hundred-year history in the mental health field of blaming victims for the abuse perpetrated on them and outright discrediting of women’s and children’s reports of mistreatment by men.
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.